A few weeks ago, I accidentally dropped a beautiful vintage mirror. The glass shattered. Little splinters everywhere.
My first reaction was, “Aw, fuck!” I love that mirror. Now it’s ruined.
Then I had superstitious moment. You know how they always say, if you crack a mirror, you get seven years of bad luck? Noooo. We’ve already got Trump for four years. I don’t need more....
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“I just took a DNA test, turns out, I’m 100% that bitch.” —LizzoI’m here to brighten your Sunday with the news that we live in a world wh....
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Recently I went into a different than my usual place for a quick manicure.In conversation, it came up that I was taking my daughter out to Portland for co....
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One of the most pervasive beliefs I’ve heard—from hundreds of women—is, “Once I lose weight, then I will be so much happier.”It seems logical,....
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This ought to make you madddddddd.I’m writing a book about BARE for pre-teens and the project just got moved to the front fucking burner.Why? Child....
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Do you have a “Helping Hangover”? What is a Helping Hangover, you ask? Oh, I bet it’s something you’ve experienced at least once. You know, it’s that feeli....
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You know that feeling when… It’s Friday morning. You’re looking forward to a fun weekend getaway. Your flight departs at 5 p.m., so you’re hustling t....
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